Mx.Molin

[Mx.Molin]

[jack-pumpkinpatch]

Commissions [Open]

• Dropbox Portfolio
• Inkblot Portfolio

Commission rules:

Any payment exceeding $5 will be half upfront half upon completion. $5 Commissions will be paid upon completion.

Will do:

-OCs

-Furries

-Monsters

-Robots/Mechs

-Skeletons*

-Full Nudity

-Gore

-Bruises/cuts

-NSFW**

-Kinks**

*Skeletons alone do not count as X-ray and will be held to the standard pricing.

**Please discuss the nature what you want beforehand as some kinks and NSFW may have an extra charge or I may refuse depending on the nature of it.

Will not do:

-sexual depictions of minors.

-Outright depictions of sexual intercourse.

-Depictions of illegal activity**

(**I will do depictions of drugs)

Inkblot Portfolio

If you are interested please message me here or contact me at:

Email: 64bitpumpkin@gmail.com

Discord: Jack Pumpkin Patch#1031

[Mx.Molin]

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[moonsterm]

that means the angels are babysitters then

[moonsterm]

here have more

[patricia-von-arundel]

You guys really need to read Christopher Moore’s Lamb, if you haven’t.

[frikinnerd]

Always reblog Cryptid Jesus

[moonsterm]

I made more. cause it’s fun

[acing-dyslexia]

I love that you guys used their actual names

[roane72]

I did not consider Eldritch Baby Jesus.

[Mx.Molin]

[sillysayaka]

wake up babe new elon crybaby just dropped. you can no longer make fun of someone for having twitter blue. he is equating jokes against twitter blue to the likes of racism, sexism and ableism. this is real.

[Mx.Molin]

[prokopetz]

Indie RPG authors, I implore you: use a highly legible typeface for your headings. It doesn't matter how thematic it is – if people have to pause to puzzle out what your headings actually say, that's going to make it slow and annoying to find things, and if your game is any longer than a couple of pages, that's a problem. People only read RPG books from beginning to end in order the first time, if at all – every time after that, they're referring to the text as a reference manual, and in a reference manual, the headings are your primary navigational anchors. Having to look shit up is already a potential pain in the ass; don't make it harder than it needs to be.

[prokopetz]

Circumstances in which it is acceptable for heading typefaces to prioritise flash and pizzazz over legibility:

1. The fancy word art on the book's cover
   
2. Chapter splash pages if and only if the book also has running headers or footers restating the title of the current chapter
   
3. Absolutely nowhere else

[Mx.Molin]

[crazy-brazilian]

[Mx.Molin]

[livvyofthelake]

i’m just incredibly over how whenever a woman makes a movie about women it gets picked over to hell and back and men hate it because they hate women and women hate it because it didn’t Do Feminism Perfectly Right and queer people on tumblr hate it because it’s about a straight woman and republicans hate it because it’s furthering the woke agenda and everybody and their fucking father has to write a goddamn think piece about it. and then a man makes a movie about a man and it’s just a movie. it’s just another movie that came out on a friday during some month of the year. and usually the man’s movie is a little misogynistic but no one really criticizes that because well he’s a man we can’t expect better from him haha isn’t it so silly when those male directors hate women!! but then the female director literally gets her every decision analyzed by everyone for the next month not even counting all the criticism and analyzing that was done during the lead up to her movie. and then we all have to pretend like it’s not horrifically misogynistic to level all that extra criticism onto women who make movies and then just let the men go do whatever. like i’m sooo sick of it i’m so sick of it! and god forbid someone like me log on to whatever social media platform and say hey don’t you guys think you’re being too critical? because then WE’RE the bad guy for hating perfect intersectional feminism i guess. like i’m so deeply deeply sick of this are you all not sick of this.