jack-pumpkinpatch

Commissions [Open]

Commission rules:

Any payment exceeding $5 will be half upfront half upon completion. $5 Commissions will be paid upon completion.

Will do:

-OCs

-Furries

-Monsters

-Robots/Mechs

-Skeletons*

-Full Nudity

-Gore

-Bruises/cuts

-NSFW**

-Kinks**

*Skeletons alone do not count as X-ray and will be held to the standard pricing.

**Please discuss the nature what you want beforehand as some kinks and NSFW may have an extra charge or I may refuse depending on the nature of it.

Will not do:

-sexual depictions of minors.

-Outright depictions of sexual intercourse.

-Depictions of illegal activity**

(**I will do depictions of drugs)

Inkblot Portfolio

If you are interested please message me here or contact me at:

Email: 64bitpumpkin@gmail.com

Discord: Jack Pumpkin Patch#1031

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ain-person

10thingsihateaboutqueue

at this point any interior design or cozy aesthetic pic i see online is AI unless it's got a photo credit [& publication date] on it

it's not pretty when the furniture is warped, the book titles are illegible, the potted plants are clipping through the window, and the reflections in glass/mirrors are disturbingly off

patchworkbluejay

teaboot

A woman came into my work a little while ago loudly complaining about her (perfectly well-behaved) son, saying how he was ten years old and didn't know how to listen, and I nodded along like "yeah I totally remember being that age", and she looks at me and goes, "no, seriously, he's Autistic," and I spread my arms and go, "Hey, same! Twinsies!"

And this woman's eyes. My God, it was beautiful. She goes, "Really? And they let you WORK here?"

And then she turns back to her kid to nag at him and over her shoulder little dude and and I make what I can only describe as the purest form of eye contact I have ever experienced in my life

teaboot

She snapped at him to stop running around and hold still so I froze in place like a terrified statue and he copied me and we both grinned and he's my favourite customer now

teaboot

One experience that has not changed my whole life is the joyous vindication that comes from an adult communicating to a kid that yeah, you're not stupid, this other adult just needs to untwist their pants

teaboot

this post just made a full trip back to my dash and reading it over again two years later I feel the need to add that when this happened I was working as uniformed security personnel

and I really really hope that the memory of "person in position of authority thinks that you're doing great and your mom is wrong about you" sticks in their head for when they need it most